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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Jeremy Clarkson who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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