Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of immigrating has been perpetrated by homosexuals.

The Mail can reveal that homosexuals are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Richard Littlejohn said of the homosexuals, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".