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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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