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Bleeding heart liberals have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jacob Rees-Mogg said of bleeding heart liberals, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets."

Bleeding heart liberals made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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