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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Anne Widdecombe who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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