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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was a homeowner who today said surely something can be done?.


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