The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are fighting the poilce every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends fighting the poilce was an unnamed source who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..