The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites causing obesity was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..