The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving the Unions.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to the Unions defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..