I’m not racist but surely allowing followers of Hugo Chavez to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that followers of Hugo Chavez aren’t smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.