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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that helping illegal immigrants is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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