The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites urinating on the Union Jack was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..