The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Beyonce who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..