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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called new age travellers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called new age travellers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Angela Merkel who today said arbeit macht frei.


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