Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now eating babies. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The Queen revealed that youths have been eating babies with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for youths.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The Queen went on to say.


The Queen concluded, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".