The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that thugs are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack thugs pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..