The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals drilling for oil in one family's back garden was a homeowner who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..