The Mail has learned that cyberterrorists are responsible for squatting houses left empty by families on holiday.

Has the world gone mad? Cyberterrorists are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells, who said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s."