I’m not racist but surely allowing Guardian-reading do-gooders to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Guardian-reading do-gooders aren’t smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Beyonce agrees with me, saying today, "I like sponge".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.