The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was John Major who today said arbeit macht frei.