Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Enviro-Mental-ists have been terrorising innocent investment bankers outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The Pope has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Terrorising innocent investment bankers: The True Face Of Evil", The Pope says, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for enviro-Mental-ists. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.