The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that ripping off hard working families is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..