I’m not racist but surely allowing the politically correct Islington lefties to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that the politically correct Islington lefties aren’t injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The English People agrees with me, saying today, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.