Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Insane Brussels bureaucrats have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Anne Widdecombe has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists: The True Face Of Evil", Anne Widdecombe says, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for insane Brussels bureaucrats. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.