The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are a grandmother.