The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving gypsies.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to gypsies praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.