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I’m not racist but surely allowing Jeremy Corbyn fans to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Jeremy Corbyn fans aren’t tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Angela Merkel agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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