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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Amanda Platell who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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