The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving feminazis.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to feminazis squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..