The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was an unnamed source who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.