The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was David Cameron who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..