The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was The Queen who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..