The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving paedophiles.

In the glorious days of Bernard Manning, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to paedophiles assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.