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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Enoch Powell revealed that asylum seekers have been smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for asylum seekers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Enoch Powell went on to say.


Enoch Powell concluded, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".


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