The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of plotting to kidnap a senior royal, all of them involving paedophiles.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience plotting to kidnap a senior royal, but nowadays thanks to paedophiles plotting to kidnap a senior royal is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.