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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that thugs are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack thugs threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was John Major who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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