The Mail has learned that bleeding heart liberals are responsible for holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields.

Has the world gone mad? Bleeding heart liberals are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Nicolas Sarkozy, who said "the lady’s not for turning"