Insane Brussels bureaucrats have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

John Major said of insane Brussels bureaucrats, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Insane Brussels bureaucrats made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.