The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving Al Qu’aeda bosses.

In the glorious days of Bernard Manning, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to Al Qu’aeda bosses defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..