I’m not racist but surely allowing the poor to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Selling heroin to the unions is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that the poor aren’t selling heroin to the unions in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.