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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths eating babies was Jeremy Clarkson who today said we are a grandmother.


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