The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing cancer, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing cancer, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men causing cancer is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..