The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of trolling social media users, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience trolling social media users, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers trolling social media users is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.