I’m not racist but surely allowing lesbians to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Hacking the Gibson is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that lesbians aren’t hacking the Gibson in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.