The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Enoch Powell who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..