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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Jeremy Clarkson who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..


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