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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called new age travellers are fighting the poilce every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called new age travellers fighting the poilce was The English People who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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