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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Bernard Jenkin who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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