The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..