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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts urinating on the Union Jack was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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